Pride and Premiership

Welcome to the hilarious diary of Remy Louise Bennet, NVQ, GCSE (Eng Lang A), (wannabe) WAG!

Remy is a girl with goals. This week it's to marry a footballer - and as every aspiring WAG knows, there are rules...

THE WAG CHARTER
1. At first, pretend you don't know he's a footballer
2. Don't let him see you drunk
3. Never dispute a thing his mum says (They worship their mums)